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Thursday, [March 20] — 7:30pm

Garage. $20 buy-in. Bring something to eat. No rebuys after 10.

Updated after each game

2025 Season Standings

[Marcus]

Wins: 4 — plays too tight and somehow it works

[3,200] chips

[Dave]

Wins: 3 — bluffs constantly, profitable exactly twice

[2,750] chips

[Priya]

Wins: 2 — reads everyone at the table except her cards

[1,900] chips

[Rob]

Wins: 1 — one miraculous night in February, still talking about it

[1,100] chips

[Jen]

Wins: 1 — won on a hand she misread; we haven't told her

[950] chips

[Tom]

Wins: 0 — hosts the game, which is apparently not enough

[400] chips

Established 2021. Non-negotiable.

Exact change preferred. Tom is not running a bureau de change out of his garage.

If you're out before 10, you can rebuy once. After 10, you sit, you watch, you offer opinions nobody asked for.

You can check your phone when you fold. If you haven't folded it's because you're still in a hand, so put the phone down.

You know what you have. We all know what you have. Just turn the cards over.

Tom is always right. This rule was written by Tom.

[Jan 9][Marcus] — brought crisps, respectable effort

[Jan 23][Dave] — brought nothing, claimed he forgot, fined in goodwill

[Feb 6][Priya] — homemade samosas, raised the bar unreasonably high

[Feb 20][Rob] — supermarket dip selection, no complaints

[Mar 6][Jen] — TBD (she's been warned)

[Mar 20][Tom] — hosts every week, so crisps from the cupboard count

Dietary requirements: Dave is lactose intolerant but will eat cheese anyway. Not our problem.

The Tools page has a blind timer and a cash-out calculator. Use them. Stop doing maths on your phone at 11pm.